|me at age 9:||omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!|
|me as a teenager:||who the fuck just unfollowed me|
tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BHUDDA
I like this kid
the truth in this is staggering
oh my fucking god
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT.
holy shit that went deep
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin
Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them
you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
|the hobbit:||pUT THE FUCKING RING ON|
|lotr:||doNT PUT THE FUCKING RING ON|