Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom.
It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never touched a cigarette in your life.
that is so painfully accurrate
(via mofullmoon22)
Come on! There must be someone left in the universe I haven’t screwed up, yet.
(Source: pooptologist, via justamadgirlwithablog)
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
(Source: ryanseacresthighfivesblindguy, via to-me-you-were-perfect)
have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
(Source: celestiadarknessdementiaravenway, via to-me-you-were-perfect)
8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant
This is the most beautiful thing ever.
thank you science
THE BINKY JUST…….
DROPPED
IM
CRYING
(via to-me-you-were-perfect)
why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate
if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there
i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole
i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape
i know what i said
(via to-me-you-were-perfect)